Saturday, July 18, 2009

Adventuregallery: No School Like the Old School

Class of 1934



By Randy Reynaldo (Rob Hanes Advenutures). Thanks, Comics Reporter!

The A-Z of Awesomeness



This fun series by Neill Cameron has made the blog rounds as it was in progress, but it's worth mentioning that Cameron's completed it now.

Black Canary bookmark



By Evan "Doc" Shaner.

Zatanna



By Olga Ulanova.

Caution: Draw Bridge



By Charles Addams, who did a surprising (to me) number of sea-themed cartoons. Golden Age Comic Book Stories has a buttload of them including another, even funnier pirate one, a mermaid, a sea monster, and a lonely lighthouse keeper. And of course plenty of Addams Family and other gags. Well, well worth clicking through to check out.

Island girl



By Katie Cook.

Doc Savage vs. the Feathered Octopus



Not sure who this is by. James Bama was the most famous Doc Savage artist, but this doesn't look like his version.

A Monster Gorilla Stalks!



By Howard Purcell.

The Sea Girl



Not sure who this was by and I can't read the signature. Maybe someone more knowledgable than me can identify it.

Space girl



By Craig Wilson. I forget where I found it, but at least I wrote down Craig's name.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Your Pirates of the Caribbean kind of Tarzan

Six things an independent comics fan should do at SDCC



My Gorillas Riding Dinosaurs column usually goes up on Wednesdays at Robot 6, but next Wednesday will be the first day of San Diego Comic-Con, and as Robot 6 editor JK Parkin says, trying to choose what to blog from the show will be a lot like trying to take a drink of water from a fire hose. That means that we'll be focusing the blog purely on the convention for the last half of the week, which means no GRD next week.

To make up for it though, I did an extra column this week about some of the cool things indie comics fans can do at the convention. It was surprisingly hard to pick just six.

Black Widow: Deadly Origin



Thanks I'm sure to her appearance in Iron Man 2, Black Widow will be getting a new mini-series written by Paul (Captain Britain and MI13) Cornell in November. It'll be a re-telling of her origin story.

Tarzan screenwriter has the right idea



Stuart Beattie has finished with his script for Warner Brothers' Tarzan movie and it sounds like he's got the right idea behind it:
It's your Pirates of the Caribbean kind of Tarzan. It's fun. It's how a Tarzan movie should be. It's just, because Tarzan's been done so many times, you can't just do the standard retelling of Tarzan again, because everyone knows that story. If you're going to do Tarzan, you've got to do it different than it's ever been done ... more mythological and supernatural. Mythic Africa, where the trees are two or three times the size of trees. It's that deep, deep, deep, dark, heart-of-Africa jungle that no one's ever been [to]. 1930s, period, all that kind of stuff, and really bring that world up into that kind of mythic status, where Tarzan can fly around on all these trees and do amazing acrobatics. I just had a lot of fun with it.
SCI FI Wire takes him literally on the word "fly" and spends most of their post scratching their heads and obsessing over it, but Beattie's thoughts sound about perfect to me.

What doesn't sound perfect is that Warner Brothers is still considering Stephen Sommers as the director. I guess Uwe Boll and Michael Bay weren't available.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

July Theatrical Releases



Ummm... yeah. This is a little late. Sorry about that.

July 1

Public Enemies: Already seen it. The more I think about it, the less I like it. It probably deserves one less star than I gave it.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs: Seen this one too. Liked it a lot more than I expected to. It's certainly the best of the Ice Age movies so far. Spinning Sid off into his own storyline was a good idea. Adding dinosaurs and an eye-patched, swashbuckling weasel voiced by Simon Pegg was an excellent idea. It's a fun, Hollow Earth adventure story with a low-key moral about the joy of family. Recommended, even if you don't like the first two Ice Age movies. (The squirrel plot requires some patience, but it pays off.)

July 15

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Speaking of patience, I'm exercising an extreme amount of it and holding off on seeing this until Diane and I finish re-watching the first five. We got done with Chamber of Secrets last night, so it's not going very quickly. Still, I'm loving revisiting the world and these characters and am savoring the experience, not rushing it.

July 24

G-Force: Ooh, I can't decide if this looks horrible or wonderful. Part of me is curling up in a ball and trying to forget there was ever such a thing as any incarnation of Alvin and the Chipmunks. The other part of me is going, "Spies! And Bill Nighy!" Plus, I laughed a couple of times in the trailer.

The Ugly Truth: Confession time: I have a huge mancrush on Gerard Butler. And Katherine Heigl ain't that shabby either. More importantly: this looks fun. Someone on IMDB made a funny that they "liked it better when it was called Someone Like You," but that's just crazy talk. There's no way anyone liked Someone Like You better than anything. Yes, the plots sound almost exactly the same, but as much as I enjoyed the first 80 minutes of Someone Like You, it completely falls apart in the last ten. I'm hoping The Ugly Truth has a much better ending.

The Answer Man: This really doesn't look that good, but it's got Lauren Graham in it, so it's worth at least a Netflix viewing.

Shrink: (limited release) This really doesn't look that good, but it's got Lauren Graham Keke Palmer in it, so it's worth at least a Netflix viewing.

July 31

Funny People: I can't tell if the trailer spoils the whole movie or not, but it looks very good. I never saw Punch Drunk Love, so I need to see Adam Sandler do drama. And I need to see another Judd Apatow comedy.

The Collector: The Saw pedigree concerns me, but otherwise this looks pretty good. I like the idea of a house-burglar accidentally interrupting the work of a psychopathic killer and being forced to try to save the day.

Adventurenews: Black Widows and Green Martians

Teens Killing Terrorists



This week's Gorillas Riding Dinosaurs is about Anne Freaks, a series about two murdering teenagers being manipulated by a third murdering teenager into helping her fight some kind of secret terrorist organization. It's awesome.

Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow



It's killing me that I can't find a high res version of this photo, but any concerns I had over Scarlett Johansson's playing Black Widow in Iron Man 2 have been gently laid to rest. /Film has a nice high res image of the cover to the issue of Entertaiment Weekly that this is from, but Tony Stark's all hogging the camera.

Return of the Green Goblin Four-Armed Martian



Willem Dafoe is playing Tars Tarkas in the new John Carter of Mars movie. I think that has to be good news.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Adventurenews: Number One Super Guy

Sense and Sensibility and Seamonsters



I took a pass on Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, because zombies are boring. Sea monsters, on the other hand, are totally cool. And lets face it, Jane Austen always could've used more pirates and giant, rampaging, mutant lobsters.

The Flock



Giant Monsters Attack has the scoop on Warner Brothers' development of a movie about modern-day descendents of prehistoric terror birds. Incidentally, I've long thought that "terror bird" is the coolest pairing of words in the English language.

John Rozum's Hangman



There aren't a lot of details in this interview with John Rozum about his upcoming revival of the old Hangman character for DC, but I have to link to it because I'm just so excited that Rozum's writing a supernatural hero comic again. If you've read Xombi and/or Midnight, Mass, you know what I mean.

Hong Kong Phooey movie



I know two things about this movie.

1) It will not be very good.

2) Unless it has Will Farrell in it, I will be there opening night.

My first lunchbox was a Hong Kong Phooey one. Big fan here.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Because every bovine nosferatu needs an arch-nemesis in hot-pants...

Oh, wait. I do have one more thing for you. Jess sent me this the other day.



This is Penny. She hunts vampire cows.



That's right, Cownt. You'd better be afraid.

Writing is Hard: Website Advice

It's been a busy day and I'm under deadline tonight, so this is all I got. Sorry.

It's good advice for writers though about the elements that need to go into an effective website. And the kick in the pants I need to get me working on my own site again.

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Trouble with Aquaman: 1959-1962



A while ago on the blog (I’m not thinking of a specific post, but just hit the “aquaman” tag and you’ll see what I mean) I spent some time thinking about Aquaman and what his problem might be. Why is he the subject of such universal ridicule? Is it deserved? What can be done to fix it?

I came up with answers to the first and last of those questions. Or working answers, anyway. I blame the ‘70s cartoon Super Friends for his widespread status of laughing stock. I’m not entirely sure that Super Friends wasn’t just mimicking what had already been going on in the Justice League of America comic for years, but I’m willing to bet that a lot more people watched the TV show than read the book. And in it, Aquaman usually had some lame role to play in catching the bad guy due to his very water-specific powers and the dumb weakness that he couldn’t be out of water for more than an hour. At least, that’s how I remember it. As a member of a globe-trotting, occasionally space-faring super-hero team, he sucked.

The answer to my third question above – what can be done to fix Aquaman – is found in the answer to the first. Take him out of the super-team and put him back in the water where he can have undersea adventures. It’s a great, underused setting for adventure and as an aquatic fantasy hero Aquaman may still have a lot of life in him.



My second question though – does Aquaman deserve his rep – could only be answered by going back and experiencing his adventures first-hand. I’m still a long way from finishing that project, but I’ve now read the first volume of Showcase Presents Aquaman, which features almost every Aquaman appearance from his re-introduction in the Silver Age (in 1959) until the end of 1962.

In that time he went from being a back-up feature in Adventure Comics (which typically headlined a Superboy story), to becoming a regular back-up feature in Batman’s Detective Comics, to eventually getting his own ongoing series at the beginning of 1962. Even with his own series though, he still had a regular gig as a back-up feature in the Superman-Batman team-up book World’s Finest.

Along the way he guest-starred in an issue of Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane (in which Aquaman saves Lois’ life by turning her into a mermaid) and Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen (in which Jimmy is given Aquaman’s powers temporarily so that Aquaman can run off with Superman to help “the natives of some distant watery world” – they sure didn’t over-think those plot devices in the ‘60s, did they?). Perhaps as a test to see if he could handle his own solo comic, Aquaman was also given a few issues of Showcase to feature in some longer stories.



All of which is a great introduction to the character as he was re-conceived for the ‘60s. I’d love to get my hands on some of his adventures in the ‘40s and ‘50s, but they’re not so easily available. According to Wikipedia though, the Golden Age Aquaman was pretty different from the one I read about. He was the son of an undersea explorer who discovered Atlantis, including its long-lost library. Studying the Atlanteans’ records, Aquaman’s father was able to teach his son how to breathe underwater and communicate with sealife. Most of that Aquaman’s career was spent fighting Nazis.

In the ‘60s, Aquaman was re-imagined as the half-breed son of a human lighthouse keeper and an Atlantean outcast. His ability to talk to fish became the power to command them telepathically. Although Atlantis in the ‘60s was a populated place, Aquaman didn’t spend much time there. Since his mom had been exiled for trying to sneak off and explore the surface world, Aquaman never tried to go there until Showcase #30 when Atlantis requested his help in rescuing them from some sea monsters.

Until that point, the only contact he had with Atlantis was when he rescued another outcast – a young boy who had to leave the underwater city because of a severe phobia of fish. Aquaman cured him of his fear, but rather than return to Atlantis the orphan chose to stay and live with Aquaman, becoming his sidekick Aqualad.



It’s kind of interesting that in the very next tale after Aqualad’s introduction the boy finds and furnishes a cave for him and Aquaman to live in. Up till then Aquaman hadn’t really had a home. He’d just crashed wherever. Now he had a ward and an Aquacave. Which I’m sure was designed to sound familiar.

The biggest revelation to me about these stories was that Aquaman began his career very much as a superhero, complete with sidekick and cave-hideout. The only difference between him and Batman was the aquatic theme. Even Aquaman’s cases are largely surface-based, whether he’s fighting modern-day pirates or evil-doers on islands or in coastal towns. It’s telling that his and Aqualad’s primary method of getting around isn’t even swimming; it’s riding around the ocean surface on the backs of porpoises.

Not much is made of his strength or ability to swim quickly or even to breathe underwater. Those aspects are there and they get mentioned occasionally, but the vast majority of the focus is on his ability to command sea-life. It’s his gimmick. In these stories he never uses his own abilities if he can order a sea creature to do it for him. It’s a device that the writers obviously had a lot of fun writing, if not thoroughly researching.



We have to remember that these were kids’ comics, so the abilities of Aquaman’s finned friends have little to do with reality. Swordfish can impale wood with their noses and sawfish can cut it. Signal fish are Aquaman’s chief form of communication with anyone and eels make the dandiest ropes. Octopi can catch torpedoes in their tentacles, whale schools make great emergency landing strips for airplanes, and needlefish are awesome little seamstresses.

Because he relies on them so much, for all practical purposes Aquaman is powerless without his sea creatures. For that reason – and for the arbitrary weakness he and Aqualad have that doesn’t allow them out of the water for more than an hour – the early Silver Age Aquaman is pretty lame. The stories are fun and inventive, but as a character he’s very limited. It’s no wonder that writers had a hard time with him in the Justice League. Even in the first issues of his own ongoing series, the writer struggled enough to find a new take that he (I’m assuming; the identity of the writer is unknown) introduced a water sprite character named Quisp as sort of a mischievous, but helpful guest-star. Sort of the Aqua-team’s version of Bat-Mite. But unlike Aquaman and Aqualad, Quisp actually has real powers that allow him to manipulate water. If Aquaman had had that, maybe he wouldn’t have been so limited in the JLA.



I’m not done with the Showcase Presents Aquaman books yet, but I’m going to take a break from them and read some early Justice League of America next to remind myself how Aquaman was put to use there. He was appearing there during the time period covered by this volume, so chronologically it works out about right.

Adventurenews: Sexy Sidekicks

Meet Thor's girlfriend



Natalie Portman has been confirmed to play Jane Foster in Kenneth Branagh's Thor movie. How much do you want to bet she's a doctor now instead of a nurse like in the comics? Not that there'd be anything wrong with that, but would there be anything wrong with her being a nurse either necessarily? I sound like this matters to me, but it really doesn't either way. I'm just guessing what the press release means by, "The character will be updated for the feature adaptation."

Actually, I'm kind of surprised that Foster appears in the movie at all. Early reports were that the movie would focus on Asgard and would be mostly a fantasy film. The inclusion of Foster suggests that there'll be more Earth-based story than we were led to believe. The press release supports that theory in its description of the film too:
This epic adventure spans the Marvel Universe; from present day Earth to the realm of Asgard. At the center of the story is The Mighty Thor, a powerful but arrogant warrior whose reckless actions reignite an ancient war. Thor is cast down to Earth and forced to live among humans as punishment. Once here, Thor learns what it takes to be a true hero when the most dangerous villain of his world sends the darkest forces of Asgard to invade Earth.
I'm all for that. I've always preferred Thor's Earth-bound adventures to his Asgardian ones, but the most successful comics have been the ones that have been able to maintain a balance between the two. Sounds like that's what they're going for here.

Time and Relative Dimensions in Sexy



Siskoid has a fun pictorial of all the Doctor Who companions at their sultriest. Male and female. Including Adric.

I'd forgotten what a huge crush I had on Nyssa back in the day.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Music Meme: 1997

Continuing my list of favorite albums from every year I've been alive.

1997

Chumbawamba: Tubthumper



It was hard not to pick Dylan's Time Out of Mind as my favorite album from this year. That would be the serious, respectable choice, but though I really like that album, it's mostly as background music. Tubthumper's the one I still consistently pull out to listen to over and over again.

Looking at the runner up albums and singles below, I remember that I'd pretty much given up on Alternative as a preferred genre. I discovered a morning show I liked on the "adult contemporary" station, so I started listening to a lot of Pop, including Shania Twain and that one Hanson song. I'm not proud, but those were dark times.

I still love the song "Tubthumping" though. And "MMMBop."

Shut up.



Runners Up:
Harry Connick, Jr.: To See You
Bob Dylan: Time Out of Mind
Enya: Paint the Skies with Stars
Natalie Imbruglia: Left of the Middle

Singles:
Cherry Poppin Daddies: "Zoot Suit Riot"
Hanson: "MMMBop"
Mighty Mighty Bosstones: "The Impression That I Get"
Smash Mouth: "Walkin' on the Sun"
Ten Thousand Maniacs: "More Than This"
Shania Twain: "Man, I Feel Like a Woman"
Shania Twain: "That Don't Impress Me Much"
Shania Twain: "You're Still the One"
The Verve: "Bittersweet Symphony"